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Jumbling Towers Headlines (News in Brief)
May 19, 2009, 6:57 pm
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This just in:  Ronaldhino, the soccer player, has asked us if he can permanently embed “He’s a Cop Now” into his Brazillian national team alternate-away jersey.  We said “yep”.

This just in: TBS has asked us if they can buy the guitar riff from “Pure Jew” so their internal guy can make a theme song out of it for a new black comedy series by Tyler Perry, who we’ve not heard of, but is allegedely popular in cities like Detroit.  Negotiations are on the table right now.  We’re asking for $275 but they’re down around $188.50.

It was a tough negotiation process. We brought some rhubarb pie, though, which eventually tipped the scales.

It was a tough negotiation process. We brought some rhubarb pie, though, which eventually tipped the scales (Ted Turner loves rhubarb).

This just in: We’ve been speculated by a team of professional predictors in Copenhagen to be nominated for best band at the 2011 Grammy’s.

This just in:  We won’t be touring with Franz Ferdinand during winter solstace like we thought.  We will play the disk version of “Michael” through the PA during our sets though.

We believe this was a good business venture for all parties.

We believe this was a good business venture for all parties. Tyler Perry was quoted saying, "With the Pure Jew organ riff on the docket, I feel like I can finaly do my thing." It's too bad T-Perry doesn't know he just bought the guitar riff, not the organ riff. The organ riff is in a bidding war right now between Top Chef and The Amazing Race Season 9. We won't tell him, though.