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This just in: Ronaldhino, the soccer player, has asked us if he can permanently embed “He’s a Cop Now” into his Brazillian national team alternate-away jersey. We said “yep”.
This just in: TBS has asked us if they can buy the guitar riff from “Pure Jew” so their internal guy can make a theme song out of it for a new black comedy series by Tyler Perry, who we’ve not heard of, but is allegedely popular in cities like Detroit. Negotiations are on the table right now. We’re asking for $275 but they’re down around $188.50.
This just in: We’ve been speculated by a team of professional predictors in Copenhagen to be nominated for best band at the 2011 Grammy’s.
This just in: We won’t be touring with Franz Ferdinand during winter solstace like we thought. We will play the disk version of “Michael” through the PA during our sets though.